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It just occurred to me that a piano is already left handed--to a bass player.

We play bass notes with our left hand. On an upright, the low string is on the left.

On woodwinds, the right hand does the low notes. On a drum kit, the toms are on the right.

This is some Sudden-Clarity Clarence s#!+.

I see everything now. The world is transparent.

"Boobytrap" spelled backwards is "party boob."

We eat junk food when we're stressed because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts."

If you look at "3.14" in the mirror, it looks like "PIE."

Dr. Emit Brown from Back to the Future... "Emit" is "time" backwards.

The internet is full of cat people because dog people go outside.

A boomerang is just a frisbee for lonely people.

Cereal is soup. Popcorn is vegetable.

The condoms are called Trojans because they're full of little people.

Cosmo gives bad dating advice so there will be more single women to buy their magazine.

Kangaroos are mammal T-Rexes.

When I was a kid, grownups pretended to be boring so I would leave them alone.

Your age is the number of times you've circled the sun.

I'm still it from a game of tag 31 years ago.

The Rolling Stones means rock and roll.

ABC and Twinkle Twinkle are the same song.

Taking gross cold medicine as a kid taught me how to do shots later.

Disneyland is a human trap built by a mouse.

The Simpsons is older than the internet.

I know why Titanic didn't have sequel.

I SEE EVERYTHING.