This made me laugh:
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Terrible-Bass ... 2a1b320cd7Quote:
This is the worst bass guitar I've ever played.
The fret board feels like plastic, it's really heavy, there's plenty of fret buzz and I've had to use a bit of folded paper to replace some of the nut that snapped off. It does however have customized R A D volume and tone knobs, torn and worn gold paint* (in case you hadn't noticed) and it's called Wesley.**
It's also fully working and playable, so impress all your mates/ladies/enemies with a GOLD bass.
Even if you don't play bass it would make an ideal home decoration, weapon, talking point, oar, birthday present.
MAKE A MASSIVE DIFFERENCE TO SOMEONE'S LIFE TODAY AND BUY THEM A GOLD BASS.***
(p.s. if you would like further photos get in touch.)
* not actual gold as in the element 'au', but paint with a 'gold' appearance.
** willing to change name on head stock with a bit of sandpaper and a black marker on request.
*** plectrum in photo is not included.
