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Got this email this morning:

How are you?
i hope all is well with you, i hope you may not know me, and i don't know who you are, My Name is Miss Jane, i am just broswing now i just saw your profil here (www.leftybass.com) it seams like some thing touches me all over my body, i started having some feelings in me which i have never experience in me before, so i became interested in you, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email so l can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. I believe we can move from here
I am waiting for your mail to my email address (Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
Miss Jane.



Has Arni expanded to mail-order brides?

Ironically I don't have a leftybass profile, she must've made the love connection from seeing a bass I sold. Now that is true love.

Mmmmm. Bad grammar and international desperation. I'm fillin up just thinking about it.

worse to know that there's statistically a 50% chance that the sender did not have a matching set of chromosones

... even greater than 50% chance for this to be true if you stop to think that this was probably sent from a internet spam center where running hot water is a luxury that few 'employees' enjoy.

all the best,

R

Do they think we lefties are so desperate that we'll just take anything we can get??

I think I'm in love. What's her e-mail?
I hope it's a she...

pete

Worked for me.